Web-bot

Ever heard of Web-bot? He’s a computer who combs through the internet, picking up bits of linguistic code that can be condensed into information which reveals what is happening in the human collective consciousness.

Since we all know that there is a Pinchbeckian Noosphere that contains every human thought that ever existed (of course), and that it affects matter/events/reality, supposedly Web-bot can make psychic predictions based on text-based thought-forms, and potentials of human emotional upheaval.

According to the dudes who developed Web-bot at Half Past Human, Web-bot has been very accurate in the past. He predicted 911, tragedies in the middle east, and many other upsetting events.

Well, I found out we’re screwed tonight or tomorrow, thanks to Web-bot’s intelligence. But let me add, I have fallen for Web-bot’s shenanigans once, and I wasn’t very happy about it…

…sort of like how I’m not too happy about this video right now: