The Magic Machine

Krishnamurti Bedtime Stories

We spent most of the day at Will’s mom’s house in Sedona.  We found  a machine that had a photo of Leonardo’s Vitruvian Man on it. “What’s ‘dis?,” we asked. Will’s mom explained to us that it’s a machine that has the ability to read the body’s electrical patterns to help determine what a person’s state of health is. The machine hooks up to a laptop that has software that can recommend what herbs you need, what you should or shouldn’t eat, if you have daddy/mommy issues, etc.  Then the magic machine proceeds to send electrical impulses to your body in a corrective sort of way. Tommy said it was super accurate, but none of us will ever know what was revealed to him. It’s sort of like Keanu Reeves and the oracle.

Tonight we played at The Red Owl in Tempe, AZ. Our performance and potentially lame interview is supposed to be on T.V. Thursday in Arizona.

T.V. Guy: “Any shout-outs you wanna give for the people in Arizona?”

Me:  “No.”