Journey to the 5th Dimension: Only $1,000,000
Work was easy today. I slept in till 8 a.m. (a luxury), and only worked 3 hours because we were snowed in. How cute, six grown men snowed in together.
There’s not much privacy in Cozy Cowboy Cottage. There are 4 of us in one room. There was one point where I was obligated to entertain 2 of my roommates while I was playing guitar. I played Hendrix and Weezer for them. They were attentive, belly-down on their own beds with fists digging into their cheeks. I soon discovered that all they craved was Volver, Volver, a Vincente Fernandez hit. I don’t really know why I expected any different.
Brian told me about meeting Wiley Brooks, of the Breatharian Institute. If you are curious about the following, I highly recommend visiting his website:
- How you can get initiated into an accelerated ascension process to reach the 5th dimension before 2012, when the Mayan Calendar ends, and hence, the world.
- How Wiley can lift 1200 pounds without any previous weight training.
- How Wiley can survive every week with only 7 hours of sleep (total).
- How Wiley can go inhumanly long periods of time without eating or drinking anything.
- Why consuming nothing but McDonald’s Quarter Pounder with Cheese and a Diet Coke is necessary for enlightenment.
…And finally, how he’s charging one million dollars, that’s $1,000,000, to learn how to do all of it.
3 hours because we were snowed in. How cute, six grown men snowed in
together.
There’s not much privacy in Cozy Cowboy Cottage. There are 4 of us in
one room. There was one point where I was obligated to entertain 2 of my
roommates while I was playing guitar. I played Hendrix and Weezer for
them. They were attentive, belly-down on their own beds with fists
digging into their cheeks. I soon discovered that all they craved was
Volver, Volver (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU1X9dStun0), a Vincente
Fernandez hit. I had nothing to offer them.
Brian told me about Wiley Brooks, of the Breatharian Institute. If you
are curious about the following things, I highly recommend visiting his
website:
How you can get initiated into an accellerated ascenscion process to
reach the 5th dimension before 2012, when the Mayan Calendar ends.
How Wiley can lift 1200 pounds without any previous weight training.
How Wiley can survive every week with only 7 hours of sleep (total).
How Wiley can go inhumanly long periods of time without eating or
drinking anything.
Why consuming nothing but McDonald’s Quarter Pounder with Cheese and a
Diet Coke is necessary for enlightenment.
…And finally, how he’s charging one million dollars (via paypal) to
learn how to do all of it.
