Tag Archives: 2012

You think too much.

Sunsets and grey skies! Birthdays, funerals, friendship and lies!

Lots of contemplation happening these days. Life-long friends seem to be asking the same questions and running into similar confusions, experiencing similar epiphanies.

If there really is something dramatic happening in the collective, it’s not enough for anybody to freely talk about. I also doubt the importance of advertising it here. Then I often question whether I am a victim of my own subjectivity, taking my mental filter of reality too seriously.

TV and movies are talking about the similar subject matter… secrets revealed, the mayans exposed, what 2012 means, the paranormal, the unexplainable, doomsday.

Does nobody else think this is strange?

Does anybody else think this should have been on the news more than Tiger Woods?

It blows my mind what the media brushes aside, what they fixate on, and what the mass is okay with absorbing every single night on the tube.

It also blows my mind that we still play the game of following or voting for politicians, pastors, or school faculty who often make a valiant effort to hide anything human about themselves.

Why don’t we think rituals like church communion or even the opening ceremonies for the Olympics are a little strange (i.e., people in white robes zombie-flocking to the speech-master)? Do we ignore original ideas or questions in our mind relating to why we do things the way we do?

Why do priests wear conical hats and peculiar robes, and carry that staff around? Why does the clergy stick to the same structure that breeds child molesters? What is psychological reason for it, despite its self-declared connection to God? What if God doesn’t like religion? What if God doesn’t “like”?

Why does a graduating class wear a square hat at graduation, move the tassel to the side, and throw it up in the air? Why do we agree to participate in rituals without asking or knowing what it all means?

Why does the newspaper blatantly insist that we drink fluoridated water? Is it really good for us? If so, why did the Nazis immediately add fluoride to their prisoners’ water supply?

Why do so many relationships end with break-up lines from movies or t.v. shows? Why does anybody think “The Bachelor” is reality/real? Why are extremo-masculine and extremo-feminine themes in movies something enjoyed and sought after in real life? See: The Transporter or The Time Travelers Wife.

Why are we okay with repeating empty catch-phrases when giving somebody advice?

Why Bill O’Reilly? Why not Marilyn Manson?

Why are we okay with presidents hiring speech-writers instead of saying their own words?

Why do we try to find security or salvation in other people or things?

Why do sunsets make sense?

Journey to the 5th Dimension: Only $1,000,000

Cozy

Work was easy today. I slept in till 8 a.m. (a luxury), and only worked 3 hours because we were snowed in. How cute, six grown men snowed in together.

There’s not much privacy in Cozy Cowboy Cottage. There are 4 of us in one room. There was one point where I was obligated to entertain 2 of my roommates while I was playing guitar. I played Hendrix and Weezer for them. They were attentive, belly-down on their own beds with fists digging into their cheeks. I soon discovered that all they craved was Volver, Volver, a Vincente Fernandez hit. I don’t really know why I expected any different.

Brian told me about meeting Wiley Brooks, of the Breatharian Institute. If you are curious about the following, I highly recommend visiting his website:

  • How you can get initiated into an accelerated ascension process to reach the 5th dimension before 2012, when the Mayan Calendar ends, and hence, the world.
  • How Wiley can lift 1200 pounds without any previous weight training.
  • How Wiley can survive every week with only 7 hours of sleep (total).
  • How Wiley can go inhumanly long periods of time without eating or drinking anything.
  • Why consuming nothing but McDonald’s Quarter Pounder with Cheese and a Diet Coke is necessary for enlightenment.

…And finally, how he’s charging one million dollars, that’s $1,000,000, to learn how to do all of it.

Work was easy today. I slept in till 8 a.m. (a luxury), and only worked

3 hours because we were snowed in. How cute, six grown men snowed in

together.

There’s not much privacy in Cozy Cowboy Cottage. There are 4 of us in

one room. There was one point where I was obligated to entertain 2 of my

roommates while I was playing guitar. I played Hendrix and Weezer for

them. They were attentive, belly-down on their own beds with fists

digging into their cheeks. I soon discovered that all they craved was

Volver, Volver (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU1X9dStun0), a Vincente

Fernandez hit. I had nothing to offer them.

Brian told me about Wiley Brooks, of the Breatharian Institute. If you

are curious about the following things, I highly recommend visiting his

website:

How you can get initiated into an accellerated ascenscion process to

reach the 5th dimension before 2012, when the Mayan Calendar ends.

How Wiley can lift 1200 pounds without any previous weight training.

How Wiley can survive every week with only 7 hours of sleep (total).

How Wiley can go inhumanly long periods of time without eating or

drinking anything.

Why consuming nothing but McDonald’s Quarter Pounder with Cheese and a

Diet Coke is necessary for enlightenment.

…And finally, how he’s charging one million dollars (via paypal) to

learn how to do all of it.