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Granting a request for Pinocchio’s birthday, Geppetto finds a gift for his new son. However, now that Pinocchio is a “real-life boy”, he discovers the harsh reality that chicks don’t automatically like you.
Remote controlled steam rollers are now the newest athletic training tool coveted by coaches worldwide.
This is the last known photo taken of Nancy before she was found at her
house dead. Cause of death: Electric shock, due to catching her fat toe in an
outlet.
The bad news is, this baby was born with its head sideways. The good news is, it was also born without a body, so no one notices anyway.
This amazing family makes babies so fast, they don’t even have time to put their clothes on.
Police arrived at a local park in time to discover that a few “happy face antennae heads” were attempting to stash the body of one of their peers behind a tree.
A student got in trouble for drawing this picture on his desk. Then he got an F in Art, Spelling, and was punished with a week of recess.
