About

My name is Jimmy. I am an INFP. I once painted a celebrity and tried to sell it for two-grand. I once had a dream that in reality came true. I once fell in love with a 15-year-old girl when I was 8.  I once spoke to a counselor and felt smarter than her. I once got bit by a dog at a concert and Ben Folds sang about it. I once played bass onstage with Green Day. I once played 4 songs with the Toadies. I once thought that the devil was cooking children in a giant pot.  I once made the mistake of drinking my own urine. I once got a pimple that was so big that I ditched class till it went away. I once drew a picture of a classmate and gave it to her after we got off the bus. I once thought that dancing to “Beat It” in front of my entire school was a good idea.

This is my narcissism at work.

If you are also full of yourself, try doing a search for your own name in the search box. I just may have written about you.