A whole lot of Chinese New Year.
It was the Chinese New Year. Lots of Chinese, and lots of tourists. They crowded down this street. I don't know what street it is. We didn't even know it was the chinese new year. We just wanted to go to San Francisco to buy swords for our Samurai video. The same video I mentioned earlier.
You see weird things in Cities like San Fran or New York. Look at these Asians sporting American colors. Their schedule consists of:
10am - 12pm: Ride around in speed skates while following the guy with the NBC flag.
12pm - 1pm: Lunch.
1pm - 9pm: Dress up as dragon and follow the guy under the dragon head.
Pier 39. Sea Lion and Seal Fest. Supposedly they all came and took over the pier despite feeble human attempts to shoo them away. They clapped, barked (like seals), and pushed one another into the water for fun (or prideful violence, but I'm hoping it was a positive thing).
In the midst of the Chinese New Year party, some cock with an inferiority complex comes along and starts threatening the crowd.
I opened my fortune cookie for some enlightenment, and, for the life of me, I have no idea what this means.

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